Feeling lost in a sea of unrealistic beauty standards?

Here at The Lost Identity Office, we specialise in reprogramming your sub-conscious neural network to break free from the absurd notions of beauty and self-worth peddled by big corporations.

Our world leading Neural Stimulation Programme, cleanses your soul from corporate brainwashing. But be warned, stripping back your beauty beliefs can free up a lot of time and money.

As well as our bespoke programme to keep you entertained and amused while you adjust to your new found boredom, you'll get: